Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
OZFox42 10 day.agoThis was the first time the 21 year-old had brought a man home to meet her parents. Her mother slaved over a hot stove all day, while the father cleaned the house and cut the grass. They both wore their best clothes and waited for their daughter. At 8pm they heard the doorbell ring. They opened the door and she was standing next to a huge man, full of tattoos, and a face that looked like it had been in every possible fight, with scars aplenty crossing his face. He looked like he beats people up for a living. After some hesitant pleasantries, the shocked parents take their daughter to the kitchen. "What the hell?" asked her mother, "Why would you date a guy like that, he looks like a thug!" "You've got him all wrong," the daughter replied, irritated, "He's an incredibly nice and charitable guy." "What makes you say that?" asked her father. "Well, just this month he spent 250 hours serving his community!"
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An Elk Amino. Got my wife with this one today. I'll see myself out.
Because they give a good tongue lashing down under!
Because it needed to go to the bathroom.
HAN SHOT FIRST! (Happy StarWars Day everybody)
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I didn’t understand what he was getting at but I’m sure he meant well.
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Other than sphere itself.
They are installing a horsefield.
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